How Albert Brooks and Patton Oswalt reacted to their Oscar snubs
- Oswalt: Join me for a drink at The Drawing Room, @AlbertBrooks? Me and Serkis have been here since 6am.
- Brooks: See you later tonight. Might be out of booze -- Serkis has Pogues on the jukebox & Fassbender just showed up in a pirate hat.
- Oswalt: Oh shit -- we're DEFINITELY going to run out of booze. Charlize & Tilda just pulled up in a stolen police car.
- Brooks: Dude, GET DOWN HERE. Gosling is doing keg stands and Olsen & Dunst LITERALLY just emerged from a shower of rose petals.
- Oswalt: Nolte & Plummer just drove past, mooning us. Serkis & Tilda are singing "Is There Life on Mars?"
- Brooks: Oops -- Von Trier just pulled up in a pass van dressed as Goering. "Let's go to Legoland!" With a boozy hurrah, we're out!
- Oswalt: Oh. My. God. Just pulled up to Legoland. DiCaprio's rented the park for the day. Dibs on the Duplo Gardens! #andscene
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--- Twitter magic. These were actually all Oswalt posts, but it's fun to imagine it as dialogue.
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