How Albert Brooks and Patton Oswalt reacted to their Oscar snubs
- Oswalt: Join me for a drink at The Drawing Room, @AlbertBrooks? Me and Serkis have been here since 6am.
- Brooks: See you later tonight. Might be out of booze -- Serkis has Pogues on the jukebox & Fassbender just showed up in a pirate hat.
- Oswalt: Oh shit -- we're DEFINITELY going to run out of booze. Charlize & Tilda just pulled up in a stolen police car.
- Brooks: Dude, GET DOWN HERE. Gosling is doing keg stands and Olsen & Dunst LITERALLY just emerged from a shower of rose petals.
- Oswalt: Nolte & Plummer just drove past, mooning us. Serkis & Tilda are singing "Is There Life on Mars?"
- Brooks: Oops -- Von Trier just pulled up in a pass van dressed as Goering. "Let's go to Legoland!" With a boozy hurrah, we're out!
- Oswalt: Oh. My. God. Just pulled up to Legoland. DiCaprio's rented the park for the day. Dibs on the Duplo Gardens! #andscene
This has become headcanon for me now…
(via Cosmic Boy Vs. Magneto)
The least that any governor owes any president is respect.
It’s more than that. The least any PERSON owes any other person is respect.
Imagine what Republicans would have said if what occured at the Mesa airport between Gov. Jan Brewer and President Barack Obama had taken place between Gov. Janet Napolitano and President George W. Bush.
Can you imagine the explosions of rhetoric from our U.S. Senators and our Republicans in the House if there was a photograph of Napolitano wagging a finger at Bush?
The condemnation would have been overwhelming.
And justified.
The governor wasn’t at the airport greeting the president on behalf of herself. She was there representing ALL of us. Right, left and middle. Young and old. Men and women.
A simple “Welcome to Arizona, let me know if there’s anything we can do for you,” would have sufficed.
A lecture, an argument, a confrontation of any kind shows disrespect for the office. Not just for the person who holds it.
The governor should be embarrassed.
We all might have different views on politics. But we know good manners, and bad ones, when we see them.
Arizona Republic columnist EJ MONTINI, regarding governor Jan Brewer’s disgraceful, impolitic behavior toward the President yesterday.
Yep.
(via inothernews)
Gov. Brewer is a representation of everything bad about the state of Arizona.
Peanuts Road 画
dat rarity
Does this count as Rule 34?
While his friend was about to buy a FLASH t-shirt…
Ladies and gentlemen, the dumbest man on the face of the planet…
